Thursday, November 17, 2011


I ran across some crocheting jokes on the web today and thought to share them with you!     

1.   What do you call a bunch of crocheters working by the side of the road?
          Answer:  A chain gang!

2.    What did the little crocheter dress up as for Halloween?
          Answer: Captain Hook!                                

3.    What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
Answer: She had mittens!                                   

4.   What do you call the steps it takes to learn to crochet?
     Answer:  A chain of events!

5.   How can you tell when you've had too much coffee?
     Answer: When you've just finished knitting your third sweater in a week, and you don't even know *how* to knit!!

6.    What did the invisible man make when he learned to crochet?
      Answer:  An afghan like you've never seen!

7.   What did the crocheter say when her doily thread got tangled up? Answer:  "I guess that's what happens when bad strings happen to good people"!

8.   Which is more dangerous...a drunk driver or someone who tries to crochet while driving?
     Answer: The least the drunk is *trying* to drive!

9. Wool is a favorite material to use in yarn, and everyone knows that wool yarn comes from sheep. But do you know how many sheep it takes to make a whole sweater?
     Answer: None, because sheep can't crochet!

10. Why could a crocheter never be Prime Minister?
     Answer: Because she would keep too much yarn in her Cabinet!

11. Things you never hear a crocheter saying:
...A baby shower tomorrow? I'd better just buy something.
...I've got enough yarn.
...I don't need it. I already have a pattern for an afghan (sweater, name it!)

12. A woman walks into a yarn store and asks for a length of wool yarn. The shopkeeper asks ,"How long do you need it?" The lady, new to the hobby of crochet, thought it over, then responded, "I guess I'll need it for a pretty long time. I'm going to make a sweater!"

13.Why did Mary lay Jesus in a manger?
     Answer:  She hadn't finished crocheting his layette yet!

14. What do you call a group of imprisoned crocheters?
     Answer:  A chain gang!!

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